25
Getting older can be frightening
The sad thing is, it happens like lightning
One minute you're 5, just starting school
And the next thing you're 25, just trying to keep cool
25 you say, now that is OLD!
But hey, you still manage to look like Gold!
At 25 you're done with college
And you're loaded with tons of knowledge
You've become a Master at what you do
So it makes it easy to poo
Cuz now you can afford the good toilet paper
You wipe and 'say see you later, alligator'
Off to your busy social life
To try to make yourself a wife
A difficult endeavor for you to do
For not many can be found that measure up to you
I'm not talking about the height issue
You'll date the short ones if we push you
It's just hard to find one who can measure up
To how completely you fill the cup
It will be a good year
So don't you fear
The years only get shorter
So don't you loiter
Make the best of it
So in the end you don't look like #$!@!
Scotland here comes Gina
Looking oh so fina
That's Spanish for fine
I just had to make a rhyme
She's been to the gym just about every day
And is starting to wonder is Elvis GAY?
But pay no attention to that little man
Here comes Gina to take her stand
Idaho Falls has never been so lucky
To have such a fine little ducky
-Anonymous
Getting older can be frightening
The sad thing is, it happens like lightning
One minute you're 5, just starting school
And the next thing you're 25, just trying to keep cool
25 you say, now that is OLD!
But hey, you still manage to look like Gold!
At 25 you're done with college
And you're loaded with tons of knowledge
You've become a Master at what you do
So it makes it easy to poo
Cuz now you can afford the good toilet paper
You wipe and 'say see you later, alligator'
Off to your busy social life
To try to make yourself a wife
A difficult endeavor for you to do
For not many can be found that measure up to you
I'm not talking about the height issue
You'll date the short ones if we push you
It's just hard to find one who can measure up
To how completely you fill the cup
It will be a good year
So don't you fear
The years only get shorter
So don't you loiter
Make the best of it
So in the end you don't look like #$!@!
Scotland here comes Gina
Looking oh so fina
That's Spanish for fine
I just had to make a rhyme
She's been to the gym just about every day
And is starting to wonder is Elvis GAY?
But pay no attention to that little man
Here comes Gina to take her stand
Idaho Falls has never been so lucky
To have such a fine little ducky
-Anonymous
So there it is; it's a masterpiece, really. It doesn't get more personal than that! I'm sure none of you appreciate it as much as I do; it's loaded with inside jokes and such...but still...this poem is golden! I'm lovin' it! Thanks, dear poet friend, for the personal gift. It helped to make my special day oh, so wonderful!
MORE TO COME...
MORE TO COME...
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I'm glad you liked it!! I love to see my work posted as anonymous just like you promised!!
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