if i were...

If I were a month, I'd be September...

If I were a day of the week, I'd be Friday...

If I were a time of day, I'd be dusk...

If I were a planet, I'd be Earth (I really like it here)...

If I were an animal, I'd be a mama bear...

If I were a direction, I'd be lost...

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a hammock...

If I were a liquid, I'd be a river...

If I were a gemstone, I'd be smoky quartz...

If I were a tree, I'd be a sycamore...

If I were a tool, I'd be a pastry cutter...

If I were a flower, I'd be a cala lily...

If I were a kind of weather, I'd be a crisp fall afternoon...

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a cello...

If I were a color, I'd be blue-green...

If I were an emotion, I'd be content...

If I were a fruit, I'd be a Brigham City peach...

If I were a sound, I'd be laughter...

If I were an element, I'd be air...

If I were a car, I'd be a Toyota Sequoia...

If I were a food, I'd be homemade bread...

If I were a place, I'd be Edinburgh, Scotland...

If I were a material, I'd be Egyptian cotton...

If I were a taste, I'd be apple pie...

If I were a scent, I'd be mountain wildflowers...

If I were a body part, I'd be hands...

If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be moccasins...

If I were a facial expression, I'd be a smirk....