swifter than swift...

Ever since I got my driver's license and forged my way onto the interstate, I've always felt a bit strange when I pass a Swift semi. You know the ones I'm speaking of...

(Like so...)

According to dictionary.com, swift means (and I quote):

–adjective
1. moving or capable of moving with great speed or velocity; fleet; rapid: a swift ship {or semi?}.
2. coming, happening, or performed quickly or without delay: a swift decision.
3. quick or prompt to act or respond: swift to jump to conclusions.

Seems to me, with a name like Swift, they ought to be the fastest automobiles on the road. I'm not wrong, am I?

I'm just sayin'...